In My Defense (Ben Posted)

So I had spent the time to unplug the cords and change them around. I wiggled and jiggled the phone jack. I still had no dial tone. I just didn't plug my phone into the main box outside because I couldn't find my cord phone. I called the phone company and they said they detected a problem. They told me that it could be $85 and I was sure that it wasn't a problem on our side (little did I know). The guy came and breathed on the cord for the phone and it started working. He simple demolished that cord and left. Not explaining why the computer didn't get a good phone signal either. The phone was working when he left. It ended up being a broken black wire on the back of the jack that I put in when we moved in. Double-self-inflicted! AAAAARRRRGGGGGG! yeah that sucks. If you need some money thrown away, leave it to me. I'm a pro.
Ben